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Ever wonder what kind of bedtime stories Mac fanatics tell their
kids at bedtime? I'm sure you've spent many sleepless nights, like I
have, pondering the answer to this fundamental question. Well, Gentle
Reader, put your mind at ease, because you're about to hear one of
those long-forgotten childhood stories we here at the Lite Side
call
The Little Mac That Could
Once upon a time, in a building far, far away, there was a little
computer called Mac. He only had a nine-inch black and white screen
and sported a boxy little mouse. Years ago, he had been brand-new and
exciting. He did many important and interesting jobs. He published
articles in newspapers, printed flyers for yard sales, and made funny
noises when little pictures on the screen were clicked.
Everyone thought he was cute. For the most part, though, he was
pretty lonely, because there were no other computers like him in the
building.
As the years passed, newer and bigger computers were brought into
the building. Some had shinier parts, others had plastic doors on the
front to hold shiny new CD-ROMS, which the little computer could not
read.
Gradually, all of the things the little computer could do were
taken away by bigger, faster computers, and eventually the little
computer's only job was to print multipart forms on an old printer
that was not compatible with any other computer in the building.
One day, the printer broke, and the kindly Engineer who had kept
the little computer running for so many years could not find a
replacement part to fix it. The Big Boss commanded the Engineer to
retire the little computer and move on, since better printers were
available and multipart forms were being phased out in favor of
Web-based documentation.
"Now I'll just fade away, forgotten," thought the little computer.
But the Engineer had fond memories of the little computer, so he set
the little computer in a corner of his office, where he would
occasionally boot it up and play a game or show young workers what
computers used to be like.
One day the Engineer did not come back to work for a long time.
The little computer heard coworkers talking about the Engineer, who
had been "downsized." Now there was no one to pay attention to the
little computer.
Several days later he was removed from his beloved office and put
into storage. For the longest time he sat in a box, collecting dust.
His hard drive slowly degraded from cosmic rays causing random data
fluctuations in his platters. Particles of air leaked into his vacuum
tube, a few at a time. He knew if he ever booted again, the picture
wouldn't be quite as crisp as it was when he was new.
Then, one day, he heard some people talking in the storeroom.
"That virus has shut us down completely," said one.
"Too bad we don't use Macs any more. We could finish that document
the boss wanted done today."
"I thought there was an old Mac around here somewhere..." said the
first.
The little computer heard rustling noises and suddenly saw light
for the first time in many years.
"There is is," said the first voice. It belonged to another
Engineer!
Soon after the little computer felt electricity shoot through its
circuits. It struggled to boot up, but its hard drive was stiff with
age and didn't spin as fast as it should.
"Go, little guy, go," said the new Engineer.
"I think I can," said the little computer to itself. "If I think I
can, then I will. I think I can, I think I can."
Soon the little computer's hard drive was spinning and the
operating system was running. Even though the building's network was
not supposed to be compatible with the little computer's networking
protocols, the young Engineer found an old Farallon
LocalTalk-to-Ethernet adapter in the storeroom and got the computer
online.
Fortunately, there was an old printer on the network that was
still Postscript compatible, and so the little computer was soon
printing out view-graphs in black and white, just in time for the Big
Boss's presentation.
Now the little computer sits proudly on a shelf in the young
Engineer's office, and visitors often hear the tale of how the little
computer saved the company from losing an important contract when all
of the other computers were broken because of a virus.
The young engineer always ends the story the same way, too.
"Just because it's old, doesn't mean it isn't useful. Newer isn't
always better."
iPods that never passed beta or focus groups, 09.13.
"What most Apple fans don't realize is that there were a few iPod variants that never made it out of beta testing and the focus group stage."
Apple's eMate still a great tool in the classroom, Tommy Thomas, Welcome to Macintosh, 05.09.
How one teacher equipped his classroom with eMates with his own money - and plans to keep using them as long as possible.
Best Power Mac G4 deals, Low End Mac Deals, 05.09.
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140 million copies of Vista sold (yawn), Frank Fox, Stop the Noiz, 05.09.
It sounds like a lot, but over 85% of Windows users are staying away from Vista. 20% of Mac users have embraced Leopard in one-third the time.
Mac of the Day: Macintosh LC, Oct. 1990 - only 3" tall, the LC was the least expensive color Mac in 1990.
List of the Day: Jaguar List is for anyone using Mac OS X 10.2.x.
May 12 in LEM history: 99: Is Apple missing the boat? - 00: PowerBook history - Frankenstein Power Mac - 03: Beige Power Mac G3 - Is a 5400 worth buying? - Upgrades for the tray-loading iMac - Quiet computing - 04: Windows stability: Nothing changes - Broadband Internet access: Picking the right speed - 06: The future of PowerPC Macs in the Intel era - Setting up a 68040-based Mac media center - Mac mini Core Duo upgrades
Why one Mac user chose BlackBerry over iPhone, Andrew J Fishkin, Best Tools for the Job, 05.08.
The advantages of OS X, Safari, Mail, and iSync don't outweigh the familiarity of BlackBerry, its excellent software, easily replaceable batteries, and a camera-free option.
Best Intel iMac deals, Low End Mac Deals, 05.08.
Used 17" 1.83 GHz, $699; 20" 2.16 Core2, $885; refurb 20" 2.16, $949; 2.4, $1,099; 24" 2.16, $1,199; 2.4, $1,399; 2.8, $1,599; Penryn from $1,049 after rebate.
Best 17" PowerBook G4 deals, Low End Mac Deals, 05.08.
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