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Apple Introduces KiloMac, World's
Largest Computer
2003.12.02
CUPERTINO - Apple computer (RED DELICIOUS) of Cupertino announced
today the introduction of the world's first 1000-inch all-in-one
computer, the brand new "KiloMac." Following close on the heels of
the recent introduction of the 20" iMac, the new KiloMac has the
largest screen of any all-in-one computer - in fact, the largest
screen of any personal computer ever made.
"This thing is just phenomenal," said iCEO Steve Jobs at the
product rollout in San Francisco's Ripley's Believe it Or Don't
Museum near Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco, California, the state
which is the home of the world-famous Governor.
"I mean, look at this. It's as big as a movie theater screen. It's
bigger than the tallest man who ever lived. It's bigger than the
Cardiff giant or the three-headed goat exhibit. I mean, this is
hotter than that exhibit that makes you make faces in a mirror which
people outside the museum can secretly observe you doing even though
you don't know they're watching."
On hand to introduce the KiloMac was performer Weird
Al Yankovic, who recently announced that all the sucky songs
from the back sides of his early albums would be soon available for
rabid fans to purchase on the iTunes
Music Store. "This thing is so big that you can watch the
Simpsons from 30 blocks away," crooned Yankovic. "My God, Robert
DeNiro's mole has gotta be 5 feet wide."
The traditional hemispherical base of recent iMacs is not large
enough to support the 1000" (that's over 83 feet or 25 meters!)
flat-screen monitor suspended by a brushed-aluminum crane above the
user's home. A new base design utilizing a 15' hemispherical shell
from MMI Corporation will now serve as the base of the computer.
To insert a CD-ROM, users open a hatch in the side of the base,
walk inside, and insert the CD-ROM in one of a bank of 40 players
found inside. The computer contains 420 nVidia graphics cards, a
speaker system 12' tall, and one USB port, about 8 feet up on the
back of the dome.
This
website shows a picture of the base of the KiloMac under
construction.
"We're proud and excited to roll out this new product," said Jobs.
"It comes standard with 100 foot FireWire cable, ethernet-enabled
remote access software so you can operate it from far enough away to
actually see the screen, and a Volkswagen
iMouse you can detach from the computer and drive around to
do little errands and stuff. I mean, just look at it. Just look. And
look and look and look. This is a whole new thing, I mean no one is
doing it but us."
Apple Computer ignited the personal computing revolution with the
"eMate" hybrid PC and Newton sometime in the 1990s. Then the
Revolution tanked at the box office, so Apple had to dry it out and
light it again with an iMac.
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